Maybe you sweat a lot because oh I don't know, YOURE ALWAYS WEARING FREAKIN SWEATERS
don’t tell me how to live my life
For some reason I always pronounce your last name as bellshit. I don't know why.
i’m going to cry manly tears of frustration
Ludwig you've impregnated me fix this you imbecile I do not have the parts for this Scheisse. -<3 Roderich
don’t use <3 at the end of such a sentence it makes me uncomfortable
why is prussia singing about anacondas i swear if he asks me to buy him a snake pet i’m going to scream
How old were you when you were seven?
why are you always sweating?
it’s not sweat it’s my faith in humanity
We are Doitsuists, we follow and praise you, oh mighty Doitsu. Accept our humble offerings of wurst, beer and Italy. We shall forever praise the lord king Doitsu. All hail Doitsu.
bratwursts are the bratWORSTS-
You can only choose one to save and keep. The other items you can't keep, have, or see them-potatoes, beer, sauerkraut, pretzels, or Italy. Choose wisely
now listen up you lil shit
I recommend the beethoven sandwich. It has a lot of baNANANAAAAA
What if every person you have ever known was on a bus heading off a cliff and you could only save ONE person?
i’m hungry for a sandwich what kind of sandwich do u guys recommend