ask-west:

should i tell gilbert that maybe it’s not a good idea to put forks into a microwave or

damn i should have told him

should i tell gilbert that maybe it’s not a good idea to put forks into a microwave or

VEST LOOK, AN ALIEN!!!
Anonymous

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vest couldn’t do that even if it really tried

it had no eyes 

Want a sandwich? Here you go. HERE IS YOUR FUCKING SANDWICH*two pieces of bread with knives in between them*
Anonymous

actually i don’t eat sandwiches but tHANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN

Oi. Prussia. Come with me. *moves into the shadows and whispers plan into his ear. 12:30 am : *Dyes Germany's hair black and pours glitter on him. *Writes 'TWILIGHT' across his face in Sharpie* *High-fives Prussia*
Anonymous

*shines brightly*

*hands carton of drinkable wurst*

sorcery

Hi. I just want to say that this blog is one of the reasons I'm still alive. Thank you.
Anonymous

(( hi there!! //hugs you tightly// i hope you have an awesome day today full of cute stuff and gifts and everything you like!! i’m so very glad this blog helps you, feel free to talk to me whenever you like! (´∀`)♡

Sie wissen gar nicht, wie sehr ich dich liebe
Anonymous

why do u have 3 boxes ur like 2 people including gilbert
Anonymous

including gilbert

that’s why

okay so just a moment ago hungary came to our house took 3 boxes of cornflakes and left without any explanation

?????

??????

"If you were a potato you'd be a sweet potato". That was on the 100 worst pick up lines Iist
Anonymous

damn it

thank you it’s perfect

Tbh I still hate you for beating Argentina 4-0 four years ago. SOMETHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU GERMANY

oh no